snack isle

I just don't understand why the the fat foods created by those dirty girls Little Debbie and her friend Sara Lee look so tasty.  The healthy foods just look so plain and unappealing while sitting next to those stupid hookers.  I pay twice as much for healthy food and the packaging is so pitiful.  I get sad just looking at the wrappers and want to eat a chocolate doughnut to feel better. I know that choosing healthy is better but sure is harder sometimes.  Here is to the freedom of choice and just knowing better than to buy the junk anymore.  Say no to those smelly pirate hookers.........